May the candles on your cake

Burn like cities in your wake

On your birthday. *stomp*

Happy birthday. *stomp*

May your deeds with sword and axe

Outshine those with sheep and yaks

On your birthday. *stomp*

Happy birthday. *stomp*

Storm the castle, burn the keep,

Kill the women, save the sheep

On your birthday. *stomp*

Happy birthday. *stomp*

Here's a lesson you must learn:

First you pillage, then you burn

On your birthday. *stomp*

Happy birthday. *stomp*

Indigestion's what you'll get

From the enemies you've 'et

On your birthday. *stomp*

Happy birthday. *stomp*

Now you've aged another year,

Now you know that death is near,

On your birthday. *stomp*

Happy birthday. *stomp*