I somehow failed to think of a pun (which is something that is very rare for me…) for the title, so I had to settle with the above.
Anyway, the other day, somewhere between 600 and 700 Smart Start bowls mystically appeared on Pecker Floor. No one quite knows how they got there–quite likely the forces [...]

For some reason, every summer the Institvte thinks it should tear things down, build things, or otherwise hire a lot of construction workers. This summer at Random, it’s BMF’s turn.
Right now, you can track every person who walks through.

Warning: The Sh!t You Are About To See Is Awesome.