You know what’s delicious? Beef.
You know what else is delicious? Cookies.
Applying the linearity o the delicious operator, Beef cookies must also be delicious. Of course, being scientists, we had to empirically verify this conclusion. And so last week fischerl, pweaver, and I decided to make some delicious beef cookies

Crumbling cookies, baked with exquisite, hand-cooked teriyaki [...]

Pecker Floor, dear prefrosh, is the fourth floor on the 290 side of Random Hall, and we are all about mathematics, physics, mathematics, theoretical computer science, and mathematics. One of our lesser known interests, however, is prophesying the future by means of refrigerators.
BEHOLD!
More specifically, behold the ORACLE!
All Pecker residents find their destiny [...]

Hi!
I’m ternus, one of the Random Rush Chairs, and I’ll be helping ensure that you all have a great time during CPW.
I live on Black Hole, the second floor on the 290-side, and one of two co-ed floors in Random. The residents of Black Hole are renowned for our consummate appreciation of [...]

If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you may be under the impression that everyone at Random has Internet memes jacked directly into their brains (omgwtfbbqkthxbyelolz!!!!!!!1!!11one). This is untrue.
Among the other things Random residents do is a fair bit of high-quality cooking; more than just ramen and frozen pizza. Random [...]