Through the miracles of thermodynamics, or perhaps some incorrect arithmetic in his pset (but that doesn’t seem likely now, does it?) shawest just discovered that it takes 104 hours to cook a hamburger. Since he felt the need to share this with everyone around, I feel the need to share this with you.
“It’s not [...]

For some reason, every summer the Institvte thinks it should tear things down, build things, or otherwise hire a lot of construction workers. This summer at Random, it’s BMF’s turn.
Right now, you can track every person who walks through.

Yuran, Shawn, ekate, and I just finished a spontaneous survey of the dorm. We thought that we would share the results with you. As prefrosh, you must be interested in all possible statistics about Random Hall, right?
Our survey was to see whether Randomites respond ‘yes’ or ‘no’ to the question ‘Are you busy [...]

No recent entries? Shame on y’all! I guess we haven’t had any schoolwork to procrastinate, so writing Random Hall blog entries is slightly less tempting…
Does Random have people around for the summer? Certainly! What, did you think that we all go *poof* over the summer? Of course not. In [...]

Welcome to Random Hall. Warning: contact with this dorm may cause you to contract a severe case of confusion. Beware this place. (The Ides of March have nothing on it.) Don’t worry; it doesn’t make any sense to us, either. Oh, and don’t forget: in case of emergency, don’t use [...]